Back in the Garage With My Bullshit Detector
People have been talking about "bullshit detectors" ever since the Clash's song "Garageland", back in 1980. Finally, someone has done something about it. "Bullfighter" is a plug-in for Word and Powerpoint (2000 or XP), that actually analyzes your text for stupid business jargon and overall unnecessary complexity, then offers you suggestions, and provides an overall "Bull Composite Index".
It was created by Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu, which is kind of ironic since one of their pages actually contains the following sentence:
"Our integrated best practices methodology and global framework for the delivery of our services, along with our global Intranet for global access to our tools, technologies, and knowledge bases, enhance cross-border synergies and collaboration and facilitates the use of global resources to better serve our clients."
This basically translates to: "We do stuff."
It was created by Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu, which is kind of ironic since one of their pages actually contains the following sentence:
"Our integrated best practices methodology and global framework for the delivery of our services, along with our global Intranet for global access to our tools, technologies, and knowledge bases, enhance cross-border synergies and collaboration and facilitates the use of global resources to better serve our clients."
This basically translates to: "We do stuff."

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