It's a hot dog, it's an octopus, it's OctoDog! The fun new way to eat a hot dog! Why settle for depressing, ennui-inducing hot dogs, when you can use the OctoDog "Frankfurter Converter" to partially slice the hot dog into eight equal parts, thus simulating an octopus made of porcine byproducts?! WHO WOULDN'T WANT AN OCTODOG? WHO, I ASK YOU!!?!?!?!?!

Sorry, got a little excited there. Anyway, they actually link to this product mention (PDF) in Autoweek (of all places), which winds up it's mini-review by saying that it may "thoroughly and completely nauseate you". Yes, I do believe it may.