While looking for info on the pleasantly surprising re-release of Ice Cream Cones Cereal, which I had last seen at age 11, I came across cereal fan site The Empty Bowl, and their tale of trying out a new type of breakfast bar involving bacon and TANG. The frightening part is that this recipe was allegedly created by Kraft for actual human consumption. Perhaps they were shooting for a spot in the Gallery of Regrettable Food.

Somewhere, a Rice Krispie crackles and pops in horror.

[unrelated: anyone seen Dave?]