Body piercing too common? Blasé about scarrification? Bored with decorative subcutaneous implants? How about IMPLANTING JEWELRY IN YOUR EYEBALL?

For a mere $750, you can have a lovely platinum trinket implanted within your superficial, interpalpebral conjunctiva.

Only about 7 of these procedures have ever been performed. And there's only one place, in the Netherlands, that does it. They say:

"So far we have not seen any side effects or complications."

...SO FAR.