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Tuesday, May 18, 2004

The Barbie Drug

Scientists at the University of Arizona have discovered a drug that makes you horny, skinny, and tan, all in one pill. It's expected to hit the shelves within two years. Unfortunately, it does not also make you rich (well, at least not when used by males, if you catch my drift...)
posted by Jeff at 5/18/2004 12:12:57 PM

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3 Comments:

Anonymous said...
Doesn't seem to make one's breast size increase, or decrease your ability to do math, does it?

It's okay. I've been taking the G. I. Joe drug for a while now.
Posted: 6:06 PM  
Jenny Lisa said...
Ooh!!! I can't *wait* to try it!!!
*giggle*
Posted: 10:20 PM  
Anonymous said...
Does it also cause your feet to get stuck in a pointed position so you can only wear high heels (like the real Barbie)? Perhaps one side-effect would be that it caused increased libido, but only in the presence of non-anatomically correct men with plastic hair. Eek!
Posted: 12:27 AM  

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