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Friday, May 07, 2004

From the land of "duh"

I'll bet no one saw this coming. Diets are hurting Krispy Kreme sales. Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Well, I suppose having actual numbers to support the claims makes this more newsy than just an observation piece. They should pull a McDonald's and come up with low-carb donuts, low-fat donuts, and donuts made from fresh vegetables. Mmmmm asparagus crueller....
 
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