Ridiculent

"High Quality Daily Amusement"

Friday, May 28, 2004

Hungry?

5 Comments:

djaj said...
Whenever I hear about ridiculent food items, I am always reminded of Fertnel. (It's not quite a hysterical as it used to be, but it's still pretty funny.)
Posted: 11:49 AM  
Anonymous said...
I especially like how the information on tea pick by monkeys includes the fact that "The monkeys...parents before them did the same job, so it has become ingrained into them and they wouldn’t be happy doing anything else." How exactly do they know this? Do they ask the monkeys or just infer this? Could this inference apply to humans? We can substitute a job as an example, say, Quality Control Laxative Tester. "The childrens parents before them did the the same job so it has become ingrained into them and they wouldn't be happy doing anything else." Yummy.
Posted: 10:53 PM  
Jeff said...
Well, that's sorta how it works with herding dogs... Just sayin'
Posted: 1:16 PM  
djaj said...
Actually, it's coffee puked by weasels. You're thinking of the other coffee on the page, which is pooped by civets.

You have to read the descriptions carefully. You wouldn't want to buy the wrong coffee.
Posted: 9:50 AM  
Jeff said...
To paraphrase Dave Barry, "What kind of world is this when you worry that people might be ripping you off by selling you coffee that was NOT puked by a weasel?
Posted: 12:14 PM  

Post a Comment

« Back to Homepage

 
Ridiculent Google