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Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Scientific Product Warning Labels

Scientific warning labels to be applied to all products for sale anywhere.

Example:

Public Notice as Required by Law: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe.
 
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