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Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Why I'm Not in Sales

Here's a welcome letter from a newly hired Sales Director who sounds like a total prick. Sorry if there are salespeople reading this, but Sales has always seemed more like a cult than an occupation to me.

One of my favorite bits:

- We do NOT sell Offshoring...We sell Business Solutions that leverage an
optimized global workforce...You must believe this and sell like it


And:

- I always prefer powerpoint presentations to word proposals

Why doesn't that surprise me?
 
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