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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Flying Spaghetti Monster Update

Though the Pennsylvania school board was apparently touched by His noodly appendage and set straight, Bobby Henderson is still hard at work spreading his gospel - literally. In this Wired News interview, he reveals that he is working on writing The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (you can preorder it from Amazon), and plans on using the proceeds to build a missionary pirate ship - a "huge and bad-ass" one. He is also amassing signatures for a petition to declare Pastafarianism a tax-exempt religious organization. Which would be nice since he's already amassed $100,000. Yarrrr!!!

On a side note, according to the Amazon pre-order page, people who've purchased The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster have also ordered "The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping With Chicks". I'm not sure what that means, but it can't be bad.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Coyote Hat

There's a fine line between wearing a hat, and draping a dead animal over your head. Well, actually, there's a very thick line, and this "hat" is definitely on the wrong side of that line. Of course, hats made of meat have a long, glorious history.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Dancing Guy



I've never seen a video quite like this. Incredibly silly, yet weirdly inspiring at the same time. I guess it's a sort of message to follow your dreams, no matter how silly they might seem.

In other news, I think I'm totally hooked on this "YouTube" site now...

The Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia!

For those who did not see last weekend's Saturday Night Live (or for those who did), it included this hilarious rap song/video, officially titled "Lazy Sunday".

The video was made by some guys who got recruited for the show based on work they did on the web site "The Lonely Island". I haven't had a chance to check their site out yet, but word on the web is it's pretty funny stuff.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

How to Mail Santa and/or God

The USPS provides official guidelines on how to send mail to Santa and/or God. No word on how to reach the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Japanesest Game Ever

So, I came across a link entitled "Weirdest Japanese Game Ever". Seeing as Japan is the land of "Boon-ga Boon-ga", I found this to be a very bold claim.

Now, "Line-Kill Spirits" may not be the weirdest Japanese game ever, but it certainly captures the "we-don't-bother-hide-our-perversions" ethos of the Japanese entertainment market remarkably well.

The game is a pretty straightforward one on one fighting game (with all female characters, natch), except for one thing... In order to keep your enemy from re-generating her life-o-meter, you must...

...take pictures of her panties.

If that ain't the Japanesest Japanese game ever, I don't know what is.

A Christmas Greeting

Some familiar friends have a Christmas message for all of you...

Friday, December 02, 2005

USB Powered Air Darts



Probably the coolest use of USB technology ever... USB Powered Air Darts. You control them with your mouse!
 
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